It’s (almost) the weekend. Yesssss. 3 work days in a row is FAR too many. Especially now that my Judge is back and I have to be a real lawyer again. Real life is exhausting. If anyone wants a giggle (or distraction to get 1 minute closer to 5pm), check [...]
And I have enough resolutions to keep me busy for a long time. In the interest of accountability, I figure I can outline most of them here. That way if I fall off the wagon, whoever reads this can make fun of me and make me feel guilty enough to [...]
New year. A clean slate. Promise. Optimism. There really is magic in the new year. I am welcoming 2013 with open arms. 2012 probably wasn’t my favorite year for a number of reasons. But luckily, the ups and downs of the past year have put me in a position to [...]
That’s my new YOLO. I figure going into the new year I should incorporate another rap song catch phrase into my daily repertoire. Last night, young, wild, and free involved committing to a relaxing night. Being in bed in comfys by 11. Out of bed at 11:30. And then somehow [...]
Sure is. And in real life they make wigs for cats. I don’t think there is much more to say about this. Except that new-age cat ladies DO NOT support this.
And this is proof. Did these people read my mind? You can eat ice cream AND get drunk. The obvious next question is: when will they come out with vodka ice cream? The sky really is the limit these days.
Dear World, If there is ever a time when I am in the position to get engaged, do me a favor and please don’t let it happen right at Christmas time. And by doing me that solid, you’re doing the world a favor by not causing me and my life [...]
Christmas has come and gone. Maybe it’s living in Florida where there are no seasons, or maybe it’s just growing up, but I have to admit, it just doesn’t seem as exciting as it used to. Don’t get me wrong, I still love Christmas- the lights, the tree, the presents, [...]
I’m not an elf, but I’ve also been subscribing to the four main food groups. If I haven’t developed a case of diabetes or high cholesterol by the end of this holiday season, I’m pretty sure I can survive anything. Even a possible zombie apocalypse. Good thing the fat-assing comes [...]
So, it’s been awhile. And I’m sorry for being the world’s most inconsistent blogger. Luckily New Year’s is coming right up and that’s a time for me to make a lot of promises to myself that I’m unlikely to actually keep. But, trust me, blogging will be on that list [...]