It’s (almost) the weekend. Yesssss. 3 work days in a row is FAR too many. Especially now that my Judge is back and I have to be a real lawyer again. Real life is exhausting. If anyone wants a giggle (or distraction to get 1 minute closer to 5pm), check [...]
Plan for success
And I have enough resolutions to keep me busy for a long time. In the interest of accountability, I figure I can outline most of them here. That way if I fall off the wagon, whoever reads this can make fun of me and make me feel guilty enough to [...]
Happy New Year!
New year. A clean slate. Promise. Optimism. There really is magic in the new year. I am welcoming 2013 with open arms. 2012 probably wasn’t my favorite year for a number of reasons. But luckily, the ups and downs of the past year have put me in a position to [...]
Young Wild and Free.
That’s my new YOLO. I figure going into the new year I should incorporate another rap song catch phrase into my daily repertoire. Last night, young, wild, and free involved committing to a relaxing night. Being in bed in comfys by 11. Out of bed at 11:30. And then somehow [...]
Is this real life?
Sure is. And in real life they make wigs for cats. I don’t think there is much more to say about this. Except that new-age cat ladies DO NOT support this.
Dreams Can Come True
And this is proof. Did these people read my mind? You can eat ice cream AND get drunk. The obvious next question is: when will they come out with vodka ice cream? The sky really is the limit these days.
Random Thought
Dear World, If there is ever a time when I am in the position to get engaged, do me a favor and please don’t let it happen right at Christmas time. And by doing me that solid, you’re doing the world a favor by not causing me and my life [...]
Adult Christmas. Spoiler alert- I didn’t ask for Barbies this year.
Christmas has come and gone. Maybe it’s living in Florida where there are no seasons, or maybe it’s just growing up, but I have to admit, it just doesn’t seem as exciting as it used to. Don’t get me wrong, I still love Christmas- the lights, the tree, the presents, [...]
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
I’m not an elf, but I’ve also been subscribing to the four main food groups. If I haven’t developed a case of diabetes or high cholesterol by the end of this holiday season, I’m pretty sure I can survive anything. Even a possible zombie apocalypse. Good thing the fat-assing comes [...]
Triple Threat (slash) Christmas Cheer
So, it’s been awhile. And I’m sorry for being the world’s most inconsistent blogger. Luckily New Year’s is coming right up and that’s a time for me to make a lot of promises to myself that I’m unlikely to actually keep. But, trust me, blogging will be on that list [...]